Writer: Merlin 
Date:Saturday November 28 2009
Time: 12:08PM
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Chelsea - Zola Shock Lingerie Options!
Is it something in the air over at Upton Park?
The fact that our greatest living legend, Gianfranco Zola, took over the managerial reins over at Upton Park was enough to make me choke on my point when it was announced but matters seem to go from bad to worse.
Having become acclimatised to Gianfranco wearing their dodgy claret and blue colours and slowly but surely accepting he`s formed a bond with that rabble, this morning I did choke on my cornflakes.
Seemingly West Ham United have commissioned the production of some of those dreadful claret and blue Katy Perry modelled lingerie items that she wore on stage to tease that half-wit Russell Brand.
But worse still it looks as if Gianfranco, hasn`t ruled out purchasing one for his wife to wear commenting,
"I don`t know if I`ll buy it yet but I`ll see."
Have a word with yourself Gianfranco and remind yourself you`re one of us!
Your Comments
Hey, Zola, what's wrong with you man???? :-)
JT_daniel
Judging by the team's lack of balls in hanging on to leads lately, the players could wear the crutchless option if sales 'bottom out'!
mutters
like it mutters !!:))
springy
mind you mutters they did come back against the arsescum!!
springy
Merlin, where's the photo of Katy Perry wearing the Hammers kit?!
Haigh_For_7
I reckon that even today those knickers were a bit soiled by the end of the game!
mutters
....Is Clarkey losing his touch? Or was I a teeny weeny bit right all along? :)
mutters
I'm not putting any claret and blue smut on my site!
Merlin
And if West Ham can ship 3 against Hull and another 3 against Burnley, next weekend when United go to Upton Park should be interesting!
Merlin
They did put 5 un-answered past Burnley, not even we could manage that!
bluethrough
Actually I may have been harsh......insider information has it that for some very strange reason, Zola coaches the defence and Clarkey the attackers at Dumpton Park.
mutters
Well that explains why they're 2 points from the relegation zone!
Saf 91
bluethrough - Not five unanswered. Burnley did get three late on themselves. Looks like Agents Zola and Clarke are doing a fine job down at Upton Park though, doesn't it?
daspecial1
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