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Chelsea - Special Agent Joe Cole!

Chelsea - Special Agent Joe Cole!

Comrade Cole, you have done well in you first two missions.

The red card you got was so clever and I really liked the timing, just at the stroke of half-time. Genius!

Your penalty miss against Trabzonspor last night was so impressive. I love how you managed to look sad despite all the joy you had in passing the penalty to the keeper.

I have also noticed you have been taking massive strides off the pitch as well.

You were found guilty on Wednesday of speeding at 105mph and face a ban obviously trying to fit in with the locals.

You have also managed to convince the captain to compare you to Messi or preferably, Joe 'Messi' Cole. What a tremendous way to start your secret mission over there!

Agent Joe, I am not trying to remind you how to go about your job but you must remember that the real skill is in seamless integration; become your role, know your enemy - they won't suspect a thing (Just look at the job Special Agent Gallas did at Arsenal.)

Put their trophy winning years well and truly in the past and keep calling them the greatest club in England while you secretly make further progress with your mission.

I'm sure you still have some secret weapons in your arsenal (own goals, long term injuries, etc) so I will write you another mission statement when you pull off another spectacular move.

Just remember, if you ever feel your mission is being compromised at any point - GET OUT OF THERE!

Carefree!

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Writer:Blue in Colorado
Date:Friday August 20 2010
Time: 4:44PM

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Comments

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a really well written article, made me chuckle :L
MR.CHELSEA
20/08/2010 16:53:00
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LOL laugh at him even more for his penalty miss.
C_Blue
20/08/2010 16:56:00
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LOL. You forget a very powerful weapon: foul Gerrard and Torres in training and send them to the hospital
Rip The Reds Apart
20/08/2010 17:01:00
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Haha genius.
Kick my ball
20/08/2010 17:09:00
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Special Agent Joe is doing a pretty good job so far :)
daspecial1
20/08/2010 17:12:00
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Another topic shamelessly stolen from facebook eh?
BatterseaBlue
20/08/2010 17:13:00
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The only flaw in the assignment is where Joey landed. A covert operation at Man Utd would be more beneficial to Chelsea!
RadioactiveD
20/08/2010 17:21:00
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good job so far Special Agent . more to do ...
JackSufre
20/08/2010 17:23:00
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ROFL!!! Great read there Blue in Colorado :) Cracked me up big time :D
SLampard
20/08/2010 17:41:00
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Lol radioactived
essiensbigfan
20/08/2010 17:41:00
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I tried hard not to mention liverpool in the article LOL
Blue in colorado
20/08/2010 18:08:00
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Awesome read :)
blueKnightz09
20/08/2010 18:18:00
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That was very funny!
Bumps
20/08/2010 18:22:00
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Joe Cole is so SLOW. Whatever way u wana define pace, whether it's with the ball, sharp off the mark or pace over distance, Joe plays like an old man.
jackstan
20/08/2010 18:35:00
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following in Agent Wise's footsteps at Newcastle...
TonyBlue
20/08/2010 18:57:00
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Agent J !!!!
kingDROG
20/08/2010 19:07:00
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To complete his first week as a red he know needs to make the sacrifice to really fit in up there north of the M25 and make sure he gets robbed during the game this weekend.
Lindy
20/08/2010 19:10:00
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Then the integration have to be considered being a total success.
Lindy
20/08/2010 19:11:00
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Lots of morons in Liverpool. No worries about his secret mission :)
essiential
20/08/2010 19:52:00
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i cant believe they let jcole take the penalty... i mean WTF!!! looks like liverpool are desperate to keep jcole happy... no one in their right minds would give jcole that chance ahead of the others
lampardsrightfoot
20/08/2010 22:01:00
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