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Chelsea - Special Agent Joe Cole!

Comrade Cole, you have done well in you first two missions.

The red card you got was so clever and I really liked the timing, just at the stroke of half-time. Genius!

Your penalty miss against Trabzonspor last night was so impressive. I love how you managed to look sad despite all the joy you had in passing the penalty to the keeper.

I have also noticed you have been taking massive strides off the pitch as well.

You were found guilty on Wednesday of speeding at 105mph and face a ban obviously trying to fit in with the locals.

You have also managed to convince the captain to compare you to Messi or preferably, Joe 'Messi' Cole. What a tremendous way to start your secret mission over there!

Agent Joe, I am not trying to remind you how to go about your job but you must remember that the real skill is in seamless integration; become your role, know your enemy - they won't suspect a thing (Just look at the job Special Agent Gallas did at Arsenal.)

Put their trophy winning years well and truly in the past and keep calling them the greatest club in England while you secretly make further progress with your mission.

I'm sure you still have some secret weapons in your arsenal (own goals, long term injuries, etc) so I will write you another mission statement when you pull off another spectacular move.

Just remember, if you ever feel your mission is being compromised at any point - GET OUT OF THERE!

Carefree!

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Writer: Blue in Colorado Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday August 20 2010

Time: 4:44PM

Your Comments

a really well written article, made me chuckle :L
MR.CHELSEA
LOL laugh at him even more for his penalty miss.
C_Blue
LOL. You forget a very powerful weapon: foul Gerrard and Torres in training and send them to the hospital
Rip The Reds Apart
Haha genius.
Kick my ball
Special Agent Joe is doing a pretty good job so far :)
daspecial1
Another topic shamelessly stolen from facebook eh?
BatterseaBlue
The only flaw in the assignment is where Joey landed. A covert operation at Man Utd would be more beneficial to Chelsea!
RadioactiveD
good job so far Special Agent . more to do ...
JackSufre
ROFL!!! Great read there Blue in Colorado :) Cracked me up big time :D
SLampard
Lol radioactived
essiensbigfan
I tried hard not to mention liverpool in the article LOL
Blue in colorado
Awesome read :)
blueKnightz09
That was very funny!
Bumps
Joe Cole is so SLOW. Whatever way u wana define pace, whether it's with the ball, sharp off the mark or pace over distance, Joe plays like an old man.
jackstan
following in Agent Wise's footsteps at Newcastle...
TonyBlue
Agent J !!!!
kingDROG
To complete his first week as a red he know needs to make the sacrifice to really fit in up there north of the M25 and make sure he gets robbed during the game this weekend.
Lindy
Then the integration have to be considered being a total success.
Lindy
Lots of morons in Liverpool. No worries about his secret mission :)
essiential
i cant believe they let jcole take the penalty... i mean WTF!!! looks like liverpool are desperate to keep jcole happy... no one in their right minds would give jcole that chance ahead of the others
lampardsrightfoot
Very funny.....mind you he's got to go some to catch Willi 007 Gallas. He fecked up Arsicum for us....and now he's off to mash the Spuds!!
mutters
....besides with the Chinese consortium pulling out tonight, pool will probably self implode!!
mutters
O, I see what you did thar. =O
ZhirkovShouldPlayMor
Brilliant :D
londonfc
Let's just hope Yossi is not the ultimate in counter-espionage!
londonfc
LOL!
Blue Day
Wait for it lads.... his code name HAS to be..... Joe 90...roflmfao.... & for those of you who are too young, google him....Joe 90 I mean....lol, lol, lol....CAREFREE!!!
Bluelion26
LOL...jus by lookin at the title "Special Agen Joe Cole" i knew the content...BTW nice article...common Joey...destroy the Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....oooo...
BlueBoyChelsea
lol you guys are so funny!!!!
suppahigh
made my day this one
ten men
haha
eklim
 

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