One Wild, Wild Rumour
Man-flu prevented me from covering this one yesterday but I just couldn`t let it pass because, as Frank Carson might say - it`s a cracker!
Apparently, the prolific Luis Suarez could be heading to Chelsea.
You see, in true a man-knows-a-man style, the following could happen:-
1 - Roberto Di Matteo gets the sack!
2 - Pep Guardiola gets installed as the new Chelsea boss!
3 - Pep, aware that our striking options are very limited, gives his brother Pere a call!
4 - Pere willing to offer any assistance and knowing that he is the reference players` agent, has a few words with Luis.
5 - Luis, growing disgruntled about a lack of Champions League football at Anfield, pushes for a move!
6 - Chelsea, eager to appease Pep bung another £50 million in the direction of Anfield!
7 - Luis Suarez becomes our latest striker!
The Sunday People doesn`t think so!