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Old Friends Chatting?

Our friends, over at the Daily Star, have run an article this morning that offers hope to all those who yearn for the return of Jose Mourinho to Chelsea Football Club.

They point out that the 49 year-old has been having regular phone chats with our owner Roman Abramovich and that they`ve also been sending each other text messages.

Now I`ve no idea as to whether there is any truth in this but it does provide us with the ideal opportunity to present you with a chance to display your wit.

We`re asking you the Vital Chelsea membership, to offer us, via the comments box, a spoof one line text conversation between the two gentlemen, but please remember to keep the suggestions civilized!

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Writer:Merlin
Date:Tuesday January 22 2013
Time: 4:42PM

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Roman-Hey Mou, You feel you can come back and do a better job with this team without telling the press you own the club?
3nity
22/01/2013 17:03:00
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loool
JohnnyOz
22/01/2013 17:06:00
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Jose- Well it depends.....Will you give me absolute control this time? Roman- You almost sound like a dictator. Ive spent over 1billion and you want me to give it all up for you? Jose- (with a straight face) Yes!
3nity
22/01/2013 17:07:00
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and how do they know this, phone-tapping?? LoL
@Mq
22/01/2013 17:13:00
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3nity is right...i think Mou's larger than life personality certainly doesnt sit too well with RA...Well they will have to find a balance for the fans sake, i think or at least for my peace of mind...lol i cant wait for the day in the summer when José Manuel Mourinho Félix (aka JM x 4) is announced as our permanent manager...can't wait
JohnnyOz
22/01/2013 17:13:00
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Roman- hi mou, it seem u are at it again in real, I told u the sun and moon don't set with only ur say so, though I admit chelsea lost a part of it soul since u left, can u come back and do a better job now? Most expecially regarding the youths
Desmondadonis
22/01/2013 17:14:00
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Roman- Jose,you know you want this job,stop acting like you dont. Perez told me he's sacking you this august. Only problem i have with you is your ability to leave a club after 2/3 seasons.I will bring back hiddink to support you,yes? Can you sign a 10yr contract? The fans want you to die here. Jose- Why not? With a pay-off of 1billion incase you sack me after 2weeks. It will guarantee my job and give the fans some assurance. Can you sack buck,gourlay and bring in some football minds to run the club then? Roman- Jose,there you go again,talking like we own this club together! Ill text you next week!
3nity
22/01/2013 17:22:00
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RA: "Mate, I heard you were sued for the use of inappropriate language. What was it?" Mou:"I called Torres a striker"
ElMagicoNino
22/01/2013 17:25:00
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hahahaha
JohnnyOz
22/01/2013 17:26:00
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Jose - Boss can you promise me there will not be a repeat of the Sheva situation because that is how when our relationship started to decline? RA: i dont do that anymore mate, i do learn from my mistakes you know...and since then i even bought Torres for that clown Carlo and look what happened, thats why i had to let him go...anyway lets i shall hold off on the Radamel Falcao situation till you advise....
JohnnyOz
22/01/2013 17:29:00
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jose should come , we have a player in drogba's mould , lukaku , i hope he can work with him
CFCTalal
22/01/2013 17:46:00
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Merlin, 58 plus 28 is 86%. I can only think the remaining 14% is reserved for the referees?
3nity
22/01/2013 17:50:00
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I`m sorry Jose. I`m sorry too Roman. I still love you and life hasn`t been the same since you left, we keep losing at home. Well I must say, that I love you as well, I`ve missed you so much and my daughter needs a new car now that she has moved back to london. If you make it a Blue one, I`ll sign for a year.
Blueheart9
22/01/2013 17:55:00
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JM- Hello Roman. RA- hoo this is!!! JM- Please don’t call me arrogant, because what I am saying is true. I am European champion and I fink I am the special one. RA- HAHAHA My Chelsea is current European Champions, but I want more stars. You can do? JM- if d d d d d d competition is absolutely normal, without nothing strange, I would love that and I will win but I fink you have to sell lady boy first. RA- WHAAAAAT? JM-Torres had one touch on a ball in 80 minutes. What is Torres compared to Drogba? RA-HAHAHA. JM- I am serious, you are laufing but I am serious. RA-OK! OK! I will sell him. But I am going to surprise you every year with one new “flop” signing. JM-Nobody asks me who I want to sign!!! RA-Who do you want to sign Jose? JM-Sorry, it’s too late. RA- OK! OK! I won’t make stupid signings. JM- Very good. It will be holiday in country in the summer because I am coming back. RA – I miss you Jose, you are truly the special one. JM- I miss you too Roman.
MAY192012
22/01/2013 18:19:00
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Lmao.... It seems the british media are so in love with roman so much so that everyday they manufacture news and gossip bits to keep roman in the news and sell their papers. Now that pep has gone to beryern, they ve turned to jose.
Chelz Akamz
22/01/2013 18:27:00
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JM - I'll come back if you give me total control. RA - No.
GhostWriter
22/01/2013 18:55:00
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Let's be honest, there are two conflicting personalities here, I think either one of them has to cave (which is in neither of their personalities), or they have to learn a new way to work together.
GhostWriter
22/01/2013 18:55:00
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@Mq,...buhahahaha!!...'phone tapping??'..crazy you!!
Ohans
22/01/2013 18:57:00
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Abra-So how's real.? mou-it's okay not that great. mou-how's chelsea.? Abra- CUT THE CRAP MOU , CHELSEA'S IN A *****HOLE AND WE NEED YOU BACK mou-booking a flight in the summer , cya soon xoxoxooxx
CFCTalal
22/01/2013 19:12:00
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Am certainly adopting the wait and see approach in this one. No need pondering over it.
Ohans
22/01/2013 19:14:00
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