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Will Ivo bite back?

Ouch (in more ways than one)!

Sunday sees the red Scousers at The Bridge and while we all hope for a feast of great football, leading to a Chelsea win, let's hope that a certain Uruguayan striker has already had a good Xmas lunch, rendering him less likely to snack on Chelsea's defenders.

In fact, although our fans are guaranteed to give him the bird, I hope he's up for absolutely nothing except a good stuffing to go along with the turkey of a performance Pool put in at City.

OK, I promise that's the end of the bad puns so seriously what do we expect?

Personally as far as the biting incident is concerned I hope and believe that Ivo is a big enough man to shake Suarez's hand warmly at the start and then play his part in shutting him out from the Chelsea goal.

And the icing on the cake (I know I promised no more puns but hell, it's still Xmas) would be if our number 2 were to lose his marker, hopefully a red 7, at a Chelsea corner and power in the winning goal.

Can you think of a better end to the year?




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Writer: analooish Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Saturday December 28 2013

Time: 10:48AM

Your Comments

I hope I va bites back, not literally but through a strong performance. Last time he was directly facing Suarez as a CB but this time he's in RB. SO red alert to Cahill/Luiz and JT!! lol!!! ..............#ktbffh #COYB
syed230183_chelseafc
Lol analooish, I got a better one mate: Iva waltzes past their leftback, Lionel Messi-like, and takes a whizzing inch-perfect shot which, lo and behold, ricochets off Suarez's shin into the back of the net for the winner... an OG. Lol
HGH Magic
I just want everybody selected by jose to put in 100% performance, we have to win to stay tight with the rest on top because we can't afford to be far behind the leaders at a time like this where every point matters and clubs from mersyside expecially liverpool always play the game of their lives against us so anyone of our stricker pick to lead the line most be clinical in today game, we can't afford to be wasting chances after chances because liverpool we surely punished us, but am hopeful we would win
Tosco
I just want everybody selected by jose to put in 100% performance, we have to win to stay tight with the rest on top because we can't afford to be far behind the leaders at a time like this where every point matters and clubs from mersyside expecially liverpool always play the game of their lives against us so anyone of our stricker pick to lead the line most be clinical in today game, we can't afford to be wasting chances after chances because liverpool we surely punished us, but am hopeful we would win
Tosco
'To Senior Leaders, This year can be summarized in a few words: In the face of significant challenges, we made significant progress...While there is much work to do and there may be further challenges ahead, we end 2013 stronger and better...The New Year will bring its own mix of successes and challenges, but our direction is clear and we know what we must do..I appreciate all of your great friendship this year..God bless you all Omoregie E.O (CFR)
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