The Big Evening Rumour (14th July)
Its Bastille Day is it not?
Then what better way to start our new series than to bring to you the news that a certain Edinson Cavani want out of French football!
Cavani is unhappy with life in the French capital fearing the infamous French guillotine has harmed his chances of playing as a natural striker.
Seemingly the PSG boss, Laurent Blanc, had intimated that a rotation policy would exist in future but now this looks increasingly unlikely its being reported that Cavani has instructed his agent to set sail, away from the French capital, to the Premier League.
Naturally, two clubs (as is always the case in gossip like this) are mentioned - Manchester United and Chelsea.
However, did the ship setting sail for the Thames leave before Cavani expressed this desire to eat more sumptuous cake with Diego Costa on board?
If so, then will the Red devils take this fleeing infidel?
The floor is all yours!